The Jerk Off Text – Million Dollars, But…

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Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity. ||| See Rooster Teeth videos early on FIRST: Rooster Teeth …

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  1. Man, Geoff is looking rough lately… :/ life catching up XD ease up on the booze & pizza, mate! haha

  2. if my grandfather, whom i LOVED and miss EVERYDAY, came back and the only way for him to rest in peace was for him to kill me; i would put a barrel of a shotgun into my mouth and pull the trigger.

  3. I couldn't do the grandparent thing, my two grandfathers were a bullfighter/fencer and a hunter (since like age 6). I wouldn't survive the week.

  4. I could do the grandparents one. If i have a lot of money, i could put could give them a daily supply of strong painkillers (and since they're immortal, they can take as many as they want without ODing). I could also keep them in a medically induced coma w/ anesthesia until I die. That way they feel no pain and return to the dead when i die after a long fulfilling life.

  5. For the zombie one get a grenade pull the pin throw it in their mouth while they're talking boom deed is done

  6. they didnt even say if they would take the million dollars or not at the end of the last scenario

  7. Why don't you ask your grandparents if they would rather give you a million dollars or suffer 50 years horrifying undeath so you can have the million.

  8. The second one is an easy yes. One reason is that it's not entirely on me. Someone is actually doing the pantsing so it's never entirely on me. Most of the time I could be an innocent victim and the attention would be sympathetic.

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