Funny Text Messages


  1. Child: I want to go to Hogwarts!
    Dad: But Hogwarts isn't real…
    Child: Tough shit! Not my problem, daddy!


  2. These are all complete bullshit and made up, can't believe there are people in the comment section who actually believe they are real texts. It's kind of a give away when the same "demands" keep coming up. I'm sure this has happened but these are all BS

  3. I may be the only one calling bullshit on this, but every single one of these texts is in identical format with the same green and white text boxes, and all but two or three are blackmails. Not every child is that heartless, the vast majority of kids finding out their parents cheating on each other would react way more rationally.

  4. 1:25 but if ur cheating on her then u cant ground himher.. B) shehe isn´t ur sondaughther if ur cheating on mom… LOL XD wish that would happen to me.. :(

  5. Well you would take a bribe to keep your family together but you feel guilty for your mom at the same time. A broken family is better than none. Plus I would love a new gaming console and my usually reads my emails so I still get what I want.

  6. If I caught my dad cheating on my mom I would ask him for 1 million dollars and a car and a shotgun then Pokémon cards and more Pokémon stuff >:)

  7. What I would do is I would say that I wouldn't tell my mom and after he gave me the stuff then I would tell her that he was cheating

  8. I don't fucking understand why people cheat on each other, especially when you have kids. Like damn, how can you even call yourself a parent if you can't stay loyal to your love ones smh

  9. 6:44 this one was the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 find 😅

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