Top 20 Funny Texts From Ex Girlfriend And Boyfriend Tuafunnytext

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Top 20 Funny Texts From Ex girlfriend and Ex boyfriend.

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  1. This is my sisters
    Cheater "Babe, I Miss You Can We Fock Again?"
    Sister "Yea, Here"
    Sister "🖕🏼Fuck Off Asshole"
    Cheater "Can We Hangg?"
    Sister "Go Hang And Fuck Your Mom You Fucking Asshole"
    Cheater "I'm In Bed Naked"
    Sister "care U Fxcking Emily?"

  2. her- I want to come back with u
    me- nope I want to go out with u
    her – ok… really?
    me- yeah I love u soo much
    her- why are you acting wierd???
    me- because u is really popular, any hints about me?? being popular
    her- fuck you
    me – nope fuck u
    her- die in a hole
    me- fuck you gold digger
    TO BE CONTINUED

    THIS IS A TRUE STORY XD

  3. Ex: if i could, I'd rearrange the alphabet and put u and I back together
    Me: there's no need for that when n and o are already together
    Ex: Fuck you
    Me: no thx I'm ok

  4. Here are two someone could do

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Fuck you!

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I hate you!

  5. me:i dont like you anymore you call me fatt and its not nice…
    ex:okay good.. but i dont say you are fatt
    me:sooo do you like me or nah
    ex:i fucking hate you stupid FATT bicth
    he was boy

    XD thats why im into girls now

  6. Ex: Wanna come over for some fun?
    Me: Do you have drinks?
    Ex: Yeah, and more 😉
    Me: Good. I'll pick up your bff and be there at 8, leave the key under the mat.
    Ex: Fuck you!!!
    Me: Yes, yes she will 😀

    Nah, never happened! :-P

  7. abcdefgimnotwithyouanymoreyoufuckedmyfriendifuckedyourssogoodbyenowihateyouihopeyouburninhellgoodbye

  8. Me: Hey! did anyone say to you that your cute??
    Ex GF: Many!!😅 why asking??😕
    Me: They fucking lied
    (later i was blocked😂😂)

  9. This never happened but I've seen the text b4… So;
    Girl: Hey
    Boy: Hey
    Girl: Knock, Knock
    Boy: Whose there?
    Girl: Single 😂
    Boy: Single who?
    Girl: Single you 😛

  10. THROUGH OUT THIS ENTIRE VIDEO I WAS LIKE "OH OH OOOHHH SHOTS FIRE OOOOHHHH FUCKING DAMN OOOOOOOOHHHHH OOOHHHHHHH FUCKING SHOTS FIRED" 😹

  11. Me: I still like u want to get back together?
    Ex: sure why not I guess ur pretty cute!
    Me: aww thanks I'll talk you u later
    (Six months go by were still dating
    Ex: I don't think we should date anymore
    Me: what why what did I do???
    Ex: it's not me its you ur to clingy and I hate you and cheated on you!!!
    Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (two months goes by)
    Ex: can you forgive me I still have feelings for you???
    Me: I still have feelings for you too.
    Ex: like what??
    Me: bad things
    Ex: like what?! Anything kinky
    Me: hell no u had ur chance the bad things I have ilgined is killing u and ur family of you don't duck off and die in a hole somewhere

  12. This is a text I got from my Ex

    Ex: Hey I really miss you
    Me: Well I sure as hell don't miss you
    Ex: Come on give me another chance I can never stop thinking of you
    Me: Dumb-ass bitch you've been making out with more girls then I can count so do me a favor and fuck off :)

  13. ex:hey sexy I love u do u love me
    me: yeah I love u
    me:oops I meant to text potato chips but I have someone u might be interested in
    ex: who molly
    me: no the devil I think u 2 will hit it off I mean like u both have dicks for heads.
    thank u

  14. Ex: Hi babeMe: I think ur texting the wrong person heart breaker BishEx:ow Feistyyyy Babyyyyy cmonnnMe:U promise u wont F**K upEx:Pinky prmiseMe:GO brun hat pinky in hellMe:Bai Bish

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